User:Flammingcorn

THE SHORT VERSION

 * Hi. :D My name is B. Roberts, but you can call me Corn or Bee. JUST DON'T CALL ME FLANNINGAN. I'm a self-proclaimed nice person and think I'm rather easy to get along with. Of course, I'm also insane, but not criminally, so it's still cool. XD I draw some weird crap. My anatomy needs work. I don't like critique because I'm a jerk like that. XD If I haven't scared you off yet, please feel free to talk to me, I'm a chatterbox. ^^


 * Me in a nut shell:


 * - I draw stuff. Mainly skinny punk dudes, anthropomorphic food, and other stuff you wouldn't normally think of. XD
 * - I collect comic books, usually of the obscure variety.
 * - I'm a total nerd. Comic books, technology, video games, action figures, useless trivia knowledge...yeah. :D
 * - I tend to look albino...I'm not. XD I'm just THAT pale...
 * - I have a morbid sense of humor. Accept this and laugh when I joke about death or freak accidents. XD
 * - I'm the exact opposite of a vegetarian. I eat only meat and no vegetables. XD I do eat fruit though. :3
 * - I’m not as badass as I let on. I’m actually a cute little ball of sunshine, NO LIE.
 * - I'm admittedly childish.
 * - I talk too much!
 * - I use the same emoticons over and over as well as too much…I apologize in advance for this.

THE LONG VERSION

 * EVERYTHING YOU'D WANNA KNOW AND MORE:


 * Name: B. Roberts, otherwise known as Corn, Bee, or Johnny. JUST DON'T CALL ME FLANNIGAN.
 * Location: Kentucky. Yeah, I got bad teeth and talk funny. >:(
 * Age: Twenty-one-years-old (birthdate being 02/12/90)
 * Zodiac: Aquarius/Horse
 * Element: Air
 * Planet: Saturn
 * Gender: GUESS. I like messing with people on this one. 8D
 * Orientation: Asexual
 * Occupation: Taxidermist-in-training, artist when applicable.
 * Religion: Nondenominational (mostly Baptist followed by new-age Pentecostal)
 * Height: 5'2 (and no short jokes!)
 * Weight: 104lbs (more than I'd like to T_T I gotta weird little belly pudge…)
 * Description: I look like Danny Elfman. That about wraps it up.


 * FAVES:


 * Fav. color: Neon green
 * Fav. book: Either 'Lord of the Flies' by William Golding or 'Animal Farm' by George Orwell
 * Fav. movie: Fargo
 * Fav. show: Moral Orel
 * Fav. ice cream: Mint chocolate chip
 * Fav. song: No children by The Mountain Goats
 * Fav. band(s): The Offspring, Oingo Boingo, Flogging Molly, Dead Kennedys
 * Fav. animal(s): Bees, koalas, hermit crabs, and cats
 * Fav. number(s): 32, 13, 12, and 9


 * OTHER SHIT:


 * Random info: I'm officially diagnosed with obsessive compulsive disorder.


 * Hobbies include:
 * - Drawing (obviously, though it’s also a compulsion)
 * - Animating (though I’m really slow and no good at it)
 * - Writing
 * - Collecting comic books and other nerdy stuff that comes with the territory
 * - Acting/voice acting
 * - Watching obscure cartoons and movies
 * - Over analyzing most cartoons and movies
 * - Obsessing over various things


 * The bee‘s knees: Orange cats, chocolate milk, Darth Vader band-aids, cartoons, old stuff, comic books, bands no one has heard of, musicals, knee-high footwear, Megaman, Steve Buscemi, Quentin Tarantino and Tim Burton films, masks, faceless dudes, the F-word (even though I rarely say it), being angry, hating stuff, being overly-cheerful despite the previous likes, and of course DRAWING WEIRD CRAP. Ooh, and myself. 8D


 * Not so much: Muscles, chick flicks, Family Guy, people who bash my religion for no good reason, proper anatomy, boyfriends who think they're in control, sex, people touching me in general, love for the most part, people who use the term “OCD” as meaning a neat freak, people who tell me to be quiet in the theater even though they have the right to, vegetables, vegetarians and vegans without probable cause (ask about what I MEAN before you’re insulted please), and little preteens who thinks they're SO DAMN GROWN UP. Um, most stuff. Ooh, and myself. 8D


 * Everything else: Despite the bad-ass attitude I tend to give off, I'm actually one of the happiest, most sunshiny people you’ll ever meet. I'm childish in nature, and tend to like girly things because of this. Don’t let that fool you though, I'm no softy either. I balances out my love for things like rainbow knee-high socks with a violent nature paired with a short fuse and a morbid sense of humor. I'm super nice for the most part, but prefer solitude, even to the point of being asexual. I mean, I checks guys out, but that’s about it. NO TOUCHY. I mostly blame my OCD. In short, I'M ONE COMPLICATED BASTARD.